OVERHEARD AT THE COFFEE SHOP...

I am sitting at Dazbog Coffee and listening to the sales and marketing turds sitting next to me in their "preliminary strategy meeting." Unbelievable. They've got a hot new concept that is going to compete with MySpace... good luck. As they have been babbling, I've been making notes on a few especially meaningless terms they have thrown out. Enjoy.
Unquantifiable
Potential revenue drivers
Multiple fronts
Leveraging the product
Strategize your potential
A response rate of 2-5 % is gold
We want to leverage our tools (Sounds like a pick-up line)
Time traction