TOFU WILL MAKE YOU GAY...

Mark Morford writes a hilarious column called "Notes & Errata" for the SF Gate. This article from a while back is one of the funniest I have ever read. Be sure to check out all of the links in the article. Enjoy.

"Is it not obvious? After all, most vegans eat a lot of soy. Consequently, most vegans are, of course, violently gay, just like billions of Asians who've eaten soy products for millennia and are so gay and feminine and estrogen heavy they can barely stand up. Which explains Hello Kitty. And samurai movies. And the Scion Xb. I mean, obviously."